Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Rubie's Costume Plush Animal Mask, B000VO925E

Rubie's Costume Plush Animal Mask, Brown, One Size - 1.9 out of 5 stars from 17 customer reviews


Sexy As Hell
I got a rare invitation to a costume party, and as my bear suit was soiled and ruined I needed something new. I bought this expecting it to be plush and somewhat comfortable, and if I had known then what I know now I would have bought ten of them.

Women are evidently attracted to bears and bear like figures, and seeing as I'm a short hairy man this mask worked well. I wore a brown set of corduroys and a light brown shirt to complete ensemble. As I arrived at the party I slipped on my mask and did a double take in my rearview mirror, I hadn't shaved and had a thick beard to compliment the mask. I looked truly frightening, and was ready to greet the people.

As I walked inside I was gawked at by several women, each of them seemed to be turned on in some way. I made my way to the bar and began to get liquored up nice and proper like. There was no shortage of booze and as I punched the fourth White Russian I began to feel a slight tinge of excitement. One woman...


Cheap way to go.
My wife and I both wore one of these for a Halloween party. However, we really only wore them for pictures. They were difficult to see through, and uncomfortable. I had to use scissors to cut some of the "fur" covering the eye holes just so we could see. Overall, though, this was an easy and cheap solution for some good pictures (we went as the 3 bears with our 10-month-old). If you want something cheap and simple just to have for pictures, this is the way to go. If you want a really good bear mask/costume you'll wear the whole night, I'd say look for something else.


Bear Masks
These masks didn't look like bears at all. The hair on them was incredibly long. They looked more like werewolves! To get them to work, we had to trim almost all of the hair off so it looked like short fur. The masks look NOTHING like they did in the picture.


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